Tyler Hoechlin - Cosmopolitan (US Edition), January 2014 [x
THAT’S A PERSONAL PREFERENCE, NOT A JUDGMENT.
TYLER YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART.
STOP RUINING US FOR OTHER BOYS I HATE YOU
I don’t even know what to do with Hoechlin in Cosmo except to say OF COURSE HOECHLIN IS A COSMO GUY OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER OF COURSE HE’S IN COSMO OF COURSE.
Then there’s Derek Hale’s Cosmo guy profile:
Derek Hale: “You’re not in love, you’re sixteen years old, you’re a child.”
Derek Hale: “Having, um. sex on the first date. People usually get mad and dump you if you don’t put out. Right?”
Derek Hale: “I can’t, um. I—friends kissing? On New Years—like, at a party? I don’t, uh—have—why are you asking me?”
Derek Hale: [muffled weeping]
I’m also just picturing Cosmo picking Derek Hale up off the street because he’s young and hot, and a lucky writer gets him to her desk and asks brightly, “What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learned from past relationships?” and then her face falls as she beings to realize the enormity of the mistake she has made.